| Body: About the fellas
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1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).
3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.
Some stuff on the ladies
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do).
43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
5) 95% of women shave their privates.
Both
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.
2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they
have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.
3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.
5 Reasons Why Sex is Good
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you
have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.
3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.
4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physic.
5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.
Did You Know
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to
running 75 miles!!!!
If you don't post this then you will have bad sex
for
7 years (who wants that?)
From: click here
Date: Jul 2, 2005 7:14 PM
This is a newsletter that St. Mary's church in Colorado Springs sent out this week:
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in.
The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through
meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very
dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your
child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. 26 27
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
~St. Mary's Catholic Church
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Add your Name to see how many apply to you -- there are a total of 38 "warning signs"
1. twiZtidlunaTic420 ~ 33
2. Lissa ~ 29
3. josh - 31
4. Jamie - 19
5. *Ashley* ~ 25
6. Alex - 27
7. joss - 31
7. Cortney - 28
8. Angela.. 27, oh look me and cortney = wayy BFF. I especially LOVE count CHOCULA cereal, that shit rocks.
9. Maggie - 19
10. Kendall - 15 I like Count Chocula cereal, what can I say!
11. Ernie - Um...six. Haha.
12. Juggatussin/Smokey/Dan - I Gave Up On Counting After The Complains Of Boredom Thing... Apparently whoever typed this was a goth because typing this had to be out of sheer boredom.
13. Mikki - 16? i lost count...
14. jeff- i completely lost coutn after it started to make no sense, whoever wrote this must suffer from mania, prettymuch what it says is if your not a church freak and if you eat count chocula then your a devil worshipper. and that if your sad and bored and have no freinds your a bad person.
15. Kyra- 23 but im not sure cause it was kinda hard to keep count while poeple keep trying to talk to you..
16. William-24 Whoever wrote this has some serious issues to work out. We're teenagers for godsakes.We're gonna be disrespectful and try things. retarded extremists.
17. Adam- 30...Dude wen does masturbation and goin on the computer make u a goth?
18. Brian-11- this is the most narrow minded test EVER. my dad got 12 and my sis got 27. so were a goth family :)
19. Nicky-17-oh dang, what now. Except I'm not so guess this doesn't work to well .
20.mark-13-damn im a goth kid haha this is so fucking retarded screw who ever wrote this they can go to hell i hate people like that
21. Poison - Is it bad if almost all of them hahahahah FUCK THE CHURCH FUCK THEM TOO HELLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
22. Pervy- 21... Wow.. lol
22. Regina :: 32...hmmm
23. Amanda - 36...go figure.
24. Ryzen - 30...some of those things are really...dumb, I mean...watching cable tv makes you goth?
25 angel of death - im probibly all didnt take tinme to count.......
26. sam- i think i got 22. there was alot. lol. i didnt know using the computer and watching tv made u a gothic satanist. i guess i learned something new today!
27.Ashley- i got 34... go me!! lol
28. Cathy~ 32 i'm so gothic...(ADULTS LOVE TO FUCK UP OUR LIVES LEAVE US KIDS ALONE YOU FUCKNIG BITCHES!!!)
29. Stevie----25 i didnt know that being bored and eating Count Dracula cereal made ya goth but i guess it does
30. Stefanie -> 30..whatever.
31.*Jessika*.21....this is so retarted and it makes no effin sence!
32. yvonna-25 wow eating cereal means im goth? hm...and hanging out with my friends? MOTHER FUCKING CHURCH WHORES! I SAY WE EAT THEIR FACES!
33. ciarra...hahaha i like cereal
34. RacheL -~- 29 i never knew eating cereal and watching cable tv makes you goth. learn something new every day. ??
35. Amanda Rose - sumwhere around 18 lmao and i graduated from a st marys school... and u kno wat show me one teen that got under 5 and email me ha.. www.myspace.com/rosebud417... obviously we all have one for we are on da comp
36. Libby- i think i got 29.. i kinda lost track n walked away 4 awhile then remembered what i was doing :D
37. kara- like 10ish...damn idiots just cuz i sleep a lot doesnt mean im goth like reallyyy
38. andrew- yeaaaaaa i got 12 but im not even close to being goth lol and i agree wif kara
39. devon- 30 but im not like gothic? my boyfriend is tho.. n like all of them apply to him
40. Xanderrr- 14....haha the things that apply to me aren't goth at all...just stupid things i do
jessica- wow.. 29.. thats a lot.. but im not goth.. pssht w/e
Christine- only 4...HECK YES!
Bianca Guadro- mid 20s i gave up counting somewhere near the end....the one about goth-related food slays me.....
44. Jimmy- I got 22. Because i'm a fag I'm going to hell? Now who thought of that one.
12 - Jake - I got some funny ones, I counted Kabbalah as a dangerous religious cult - god damn me, quite literally
46.blank-wave arcade-25, BITCHES. Haha. <3
47.eric-29 or 30. lost count
48. Hunter - 31 oh man im so going to hell AAAAHHHHAHAHAHA
49. Leslie~ 35... damn thats some crazy shit, man!
50. Sarah ..M/admXdevour (FiltheeMistressX)- 19... I'm a lesbian so I'm going to hell... Not nice oh well.. fuck em'. Oh yeah, and I'm "goth"...... so check out my page I'm awesome  hah-www.myspace.com/YourSuff3ringWillFr33You
51. Kay- like... 36, haha
52.Bill-like 25 or 26 lol
53. Kelsey- 33 haha
54. . Kenny(davey) and Alicia(baby troll) 28 adn 29. . By the way kels u are not 33 u liar! hehehe
55. Beth - 31 heeeeee
wHO iS yOu tHiNkiNg Of???
WHOS ON UR MIND? i know whos on mine.
If your thinking about someone and can't get them out of your mind:
put their initials on this list and re-post this
in 1 minute
whoever you are thinking about will surprise you tomorrow.
IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW
Gina-C.D
JACK- M.T.
JACKIE- G.R
joe- r.t.
jonny- W.A.
mark- U.L.
NaNcY- I.K.
bobby- R/E
wendy- o.p.
KIM- a.s.
rick- y.p.
jamie- k.h.
JenniE- z.g.
!ADAM!- ?.?.
~Sunshine~-G.H.
Juan- P.W.
linds-- K.R. =[[[[[[[
Nick - E.H. or L.H.
Josie- R.H
Erica- .?.?.
seb- M.K.
marissa-s.s.
Chris-M.J.
alejandra~E.R
Chelsea~hmm..D.L. and uhm someone else =]
jessica-a.l.r.f. BLAH!
heather-rf
KOdy- E. N.
Fendi~c.c
tess ~- D.C.
Carlie~ C.M
*MAkENZi*---> C.A i think =/
Kayleigh-N.M.M.
Andee-T.M.???izzy~-R.R. n B.S. n J.S.B.(ive got a busy mind...)
Tyler~ B.H , J.C
Nicole *~* J.A. , C.S.
Christian~ A.D.
Airelle~ ..
Courtney~S.M.
..
$AnThOnY$-M.Q.
--->>AuDrEy - K.J.K.
JoE C.- K.B.
Krystina- J.C.
kaylen-C.K. ANDMY GIRLIE!! C.J.
Ducky 2 Dope - C.M.J :)
Aundrea-D.C
Ryan- S.E.
Max- R.V
elysia - A.T...(and of course A.B ( i love u ass and im thinkin of ya!))
cherylyn-aldjfjsskdjfskfsgasklfjkslajdf
G!G!- d.d.
bryan//J.R
zach v J.S.//// J.L.
Lauren - C . A . H .
JAE- K.A.R
Nico- K.J.
Ashlee - T.L.U.
BREANA-T.D.V.
Jennifer-L.D.
Nonica- J.M.R.
Jordan Le-- C.D.G. <3>
~melyza sumabat~ - D.O
JOHN REAL- E.D.
Karissa-M.A,j,k for sure :(
megan- im thinking about no one.
Jasmine-R.K. <33 i miss him>
Kels-D.J., S.L, J.D., J.S. (too many  )
Sam-M.S, B.G, R.G
Erika- sz, ms, ml, bh
molly- pr, zs, lm
EmiLyy- j.f, c.s
Paige- J.A my Lover silly
Anthony- T.L.M
Jackie- D.R<3>
Allee- J.L. <3333>
JoRi..M.C.?
aLeX.J.S.<3><3><3-><3><3><3><3><3><3><3><3><3><3><3>
nick..im thinking about all of u so u can feel special
Keith-J.R.
Ryan-J.L.
Kim-J.D.
Lindsay- C.M.
Allison - R.E.
Riley - A.M.C.
EDEN-B.H. & D.K.
ashley-J*M* <3>
Katie- AG, ZU, LG, JB, KW <3 ><3 ><3>
Nick- C.M.
Ashlee-D.M.
Elisa- L.R.E.
JuJu-Bez...JMA =)
BeRnIe MaN- A.D.A (r.i.p)....n ma pendeja
JENN~ N.A (HOPEFULLY HE KNOWS IM THINKIN OF HIM)
SiCs---J.R.((I HOPE SHE KNOWS SHES ALWAYS ON MY MIND)))
Evelyn-- J.C ( i love u baby and u know im always thinkin of ya!)
Christina-R.M....;]
CORY!- A.S.
jeremy--jw
Laven-n.a
*Veronica*-NM
Kelsey~all my friends of course!!!!
Sydney- SWN and CDC
Lindsey-A.R.M and L.E.G
sean-my best friend
seb-s*l*k*
zach-J*Q*C*S!!!! I LOVE YOU JASMINE!!!!
kelsey- c.d. c.m
Tory-a.s and t. k lol manicaning
Hannah=s.c/j.g/s.w
Jessika= h.m/g.b/o.a
patty... a.l.
Jessica B: * D.L *
Samantha-S.C.
vanessa-'sigh'
Naomi - J.M
Dan - K.DW
Char-LWW <3 ><3 ><3 ><3>
loz-c<3>
hannah- SC <3><3><3>
kaos dv8...T.M.
csfirefighter63...MC and I know the first initial B can't remember the last.
matt-J.C.
Bree- BN
Kimmie--- Steve <3>
Meagan-R.F.
Hope-A.p
Amanda-T.K.
Elayne- B.L.Z<33333333333333 I *heart* you!>
Sara - DUHHHH! Who else would I be thinking of? A.A.D.<3333 I LOVE YOU ANDREW!!!><3333333>
Kadt- C.W.
Cam- K.H.C. i even got the middle initial :)
amy- ?
Samantha-S.F.
Kristen ANderson- T.M.A
Brandon - L.A.B. or L.A.C. (whichever u choose mami
Marisanna- D.A.
* * *~~~FrEeK-A-nEeK~~~* * *~~G.H~~
SHAbUKEEH====> M.b.S.
bREEziE mAMMaHz: R.S.J.
JASMINE==M.R.P
justin==N.N
niece~O.G.
kari-A.W.
jhaydee- C.P.
MALy_ ?? J.P
chan-i mis all my friends from bancroft and my ex.....yeah haha
lina-mai baby michael
michael-my BaBii lina! o4.21.o5
Hanna - R.T.
Solkin~M.P
JaYSIN~***C.M.W***
nataLie -- H.X.C :o)
~Ashley~ B.B.
LANDON------ AS OF RIGHT NOW..... NO ONE. LOL... WELL L......
Shavonti~*~H.F/P..W..
B-Rock-J.M.
Ashley~ A.C.
Richie~ M.C.~
DaNieLLe~*~J.H.~*~
Christa~~d.W.
TiFFanY*~R. L.D, D.D.L~*
Chase~A.E.
Treasure-T.A. and Q.B.
Jazz E. Fresh~S.M/A.W.
Cimone~ no one foreal
$Deangelo$-- S.R/ A.M.
** Jada **--J.G.
~MZ. AmbER~~ S.C
JD-J.R.D
!*kathya!*S.o.S.
*~*YaMmIe*~* same thing kathya sed =)
Katie -- * M.M <3
* ~ Cynthia ~ * ~ J.L. ~ *
_*Glory*_ J.l and somebody else
Jennifer<3` -- S.T.H <333
~!Camille!~ J.H <333333333333
sonya - A.R ~
Beth -- J.N.
try and figure these things out
o well i havent updated in soooooo long well im here now so WUT UP BITCHES |
